To err is human; to buy multiple copies is divine
When I started writing my column, everything I knew about newspapers could be said in one word — nothing. And my ignorance was global. I knew nothing about reporting and editing, sales and subscriptions, the newsroom and the pressroom. Things were so bad I didn’t even know what I was writing — though I sure found out fast. Right after I submitted my first piece I called then-editor John Penny, looking for some reassurance. Little did I know, getting reassurance from Penny wasn’t like trying to get blood from a stone — it was like trying to get AB negative blood from a stone. “So, John,” I asked, pathetic rookie that I was, “what’d ya think of the article?” “It’s not an article,” he snapped. “It’s a column!” First lesson — the difference between an article and column: An article is reportage, and as such is supposed to be factual and absent of personal opinion. A column is editorializing and so, plain and simple, is an opinion piece. My next journalistic learning experience
» Full StoryFine dining
I’ve never been much of a joiner, and I don’t know why. If I were gilding the lily, I’d say it’s due to my keen sense of individuality. More likely, however, I’m just an oddball who never fit into any groups.
Thus, for me to participate
Wise investors
As a kid, I always seemed to gravitate toward older people. And when I say older, I mean older — as in much, much older.
Even when I was in single digits, I regularly visited with folks in their late 60s or even their 70s. Which was no
Return of the Mac Daddy
My last week’s column was about macaroni and cheese, something I thought could not be simpler. Milk, pasta, salt, cheese, bread crumbs, maybe a grain or two of pepper and that’s it.
Or at least that would’ve been it if I’d been consider
From knees to cheese
I’ve always thought one sign of a great mind — like mine — is the ability to find similarities between vastly different objects. Of course, that can also be a sign of rampant lunacy, but that’s a whole different issue altogether (or at least I hope s
» Full StoryType, tripe and hype
That most dreaded time of the semester had rolled around — starting research papers — and I was going over proposed topics with my students.
Per usual, they ran the gamut, from the hackneyed to the horrific — from the History of the Ford


